1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,450 Please support me on YouTube so I can continue translating and support my translation efforts https://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven 2 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,140 This can't be real. 3 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,640 rain! Please, rain! 4 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:25,980 Okay! Okay! Okay! 5 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,570 It called for rain. 6 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:31,740 He controls the sky. 7 00:00:32,410 --> 00:00:33,950 He has the power. 8 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:38,040 Don't skip! 9 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:41,540 We assume now You will not skip the introduction. 10 00:00:40,830 --> 00:00:43,670 ♪ Stuart is trying Reset our lives ♪ 11 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,590 For those who haven't skipped it for the first time: Welcome. 12 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:46,420 ♪ But he fails In saving the universe ♪ 13 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,550 Anyway... 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,970 ♪ He's our only chance And he tries again and again ♪ 15 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,340 The effects are great, aren't they? 16 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:53,100 ♪ But he fails In saving the universe ♪ 17 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,800 Of course, in the present day A child can do this with their phone. 18 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,470 That's why we add These are clever phrases. 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,390 Maybe "smart" is an overstatement. 20 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,730 Let's say "innovative". 21 00:00:59,890 --> 00:01:01,650 It doesn't matter. It's too late. You've seen it. 22 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:08,150 How did Stuart not save the universe? Episode 3 Spoilers: "Burt" Magician 23 00:01:11,910 --> 00:01:13,200 Let's do that again for me: 24 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:17,120 You told yourself, you should Going to being using the device. 25 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:19,620 No, not my universe, but his universe. 26 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:22,290 - Which had to be Connie. - Was it you? 27 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,090 almost. The version of me I was supposed to be. 28 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:27,420 But if it should be you, 29 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:29,090 So why does it exist? 30 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:32,880 Good question. Most important is: We are together again. 31 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,050 What? We were never together. 32 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,020 Well, yes. I understand your problem. 33 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:42,390 You're confusing the "we" you know, And the “we” I know. 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,480 - This might happen. - This is crazy. 35 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,570 Yes, it is. 36 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:49,940 We will tell our grandchildren about this. 37 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:52,150 I need a drink. 38 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:55,990 Right, this is the version of you Alcoholic. 39 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,450 I'm not. I can stop at any time. 40 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,330 Well, I'll be here selling... 41 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,460 Whatever this thing is. 42 00:02:10,170 --> 00:02:13,840 We know legends about witches They control the weather. 43 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,640 But no one has ever witnessed this. 44 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:19,350 Wait, do you think I did this? 45 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,940 Yes, it was me. 46 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:28,820 Rain, snow, hail. I can make any kind of precipitation. 47 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:32,820 -Are you allied with demons? - No, I'm just asking nicely. 48 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:34,860 You know? “Please, rain.” 49 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:50,420 Another one. 50 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:54,420 So, he wants to continue with me 51 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:56,890 Picking up where it left off with my other copy. 52 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,300 - Which version of the other universe? - Okay. 53 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,640 He claims that The other version of him was the one who told him this. 54 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,640 From another universe? 55 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,850 exactly. 56 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,190 Well, you should eat something. 57 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:14,240 Stuffed eggs. A bit obvious. 58 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,830 Please cola, sir. 59 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:24,830 -Light? - I'm sorry, it's normal. 60 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,250 No problem. 61 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:28,540 Now it's lite. 62 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,920 Do you like this? Pay attention. 63 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:33,710 Dr. Pepper. 64 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:37,090 If you control the elements, 65 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,220 Can you create life too? 66 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,680 Do you mean something like: "Abra kadabra, puppy"? 67 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,140 How cute. 68 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:46,850 Hygiene trainer. 69 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,150 Do you use your magic in bed too? 70 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,740 I don't need magic there. I am a good listener. 71 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:00,700 Cooler. 72 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,450 Much better. 73 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:09,120 the curse. This is unbelievable. 74 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:13,040 - Welcome. - Where were you? 75 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:14,840 I was looking for you. 76 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,300 Where is Bert? 77 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:19,430 I have no idea where Bert is. 78 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,260 -Does this worry us? - Were you worried about me? 79 00:04:22,970 --> 00:04:25,430 - not really. no. - See? 80 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,810 Hey, look at this. 81 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:29,940 Comics in the universe of magic: 82 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,060 Dr. Strange: Colorectal surgeon. 83 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:37,110 It's a wonderful story. He's having a bowel resection. 84 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,280 Yes, great. We must get out of here. 85 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,570 Why? It's not a bad world. Let's stay here for a while. 86 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:46,080 - They believe here that science is an evil thing. -Isn't that the case with us? 87 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,660 - I'm not going without Bert and Denise. - Burt will manage. 88 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:53,080 And in the next universe You'll get a new Denise. 89 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,880 No, I want this one. 90 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:59,670 She drinks a lot. Like my mother. Maybe that's why I like her. 91 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:03,140 What do you do? What do you do? to stop. 92 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,310 - Why doesn't it work? - to stop! 93 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:06,720 Why doesn't it work? 94 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,850 You are the scientist after all. 95 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:12,690 - What? - They burn scientists here. 96 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:15,690 - They burn them? how? - With fire. So how? 97 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:16,980 One moment. 98 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:21,400 If this were the universe does not obey the laws of physics, 99 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,910 Maybe we need magic then. 100 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:26,790 Good. Do you know any magician or wizard? 101 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:29,080 No, not at all. 102 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:33,040 In the past you could say: “Alexa, show me which wizards are near me.” 103 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,090 - Yes, what? - what the hell? 104 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:39,010 Come on, I'm the devil Alexa. You summoned me. 105 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,050 I'm almost losing my mind. And you? 106 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,970 Tic tac. There are other people waiting. 107 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,520 Okay, Are there any witches around? 108 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,850 Searching. 109 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:54,190 By the way, I see Your shopping baskets are empty. 110 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:56,150 How about some paper towels? 111 00:05:56,310 --> 00:06:00,860 -Just show us the magicians. - Not in that tone, boy. 112 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,450 - Sorry. - Good. 113 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:06,280 Here are some nearby wizards. 114 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:11,290 - How are you? -I can't complain. 115 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,040 Stuart, I know that name. 116 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:16,590 Bernadette Rostenkowski, an expert magician. 117 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:20,130 - truly? "Bernadette"? - Yes, it's rated four and a half stars. 118 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,470 Do you want this girl's address? Or what? 119 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:26,090 On foot, not by car. 120 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:29,140 Then there's Stuart, too. 121 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:30,890 He says he loves me. 122 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,810 But "Stuart" who... I know he's pathetic. 123 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:37,690 And now this Stuart is traveling with me From one universe to another. 124 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:41,400 Sometimes he loses me. But he always finds me. 125 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:44,950 But it's a completely different version of me. This is still love, isn't it? 126 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:46,410 - naturally. - Isn't it? 127 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:50,240 Oh, my God. 128 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,450 "Gary." 129 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:56,290 Hello Gary. Hello, Gary. 130 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:01,250 -Do we know each other? We spent six terrible years of marriage. 131 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:05,260 But we never quarreled, ever. Due to electric shock. 132 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,050 It really hurt. 133 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,510 When a person gets angry, you start... 134 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,390 Your hair was parted on the left. 135 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,900 The better. 136 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,860 Have you or a loved one been injured? Because of a wrong spell? 137 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:25,950 Call Gray Abramowitz. 138 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,910 Over 700 years of experience In magical legal disputes. 139 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,530 Contact me today! 140 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,040 What now? 141 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,540 Hey, Stuart, Kripke. 142 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,710 -Do you know us? - naturally. What's up? 143 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,880 -Can we come in? - I'm busy, but okay. 144 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:49,550 Sorry for this mess. I don't care anymore anyway. 145 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,020 So, what's up, handsome guys? 146 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:58,560 Well, this may seem crazy, But we have a device, 147 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:01,190 Through it you can travel to other universes. 148 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,400 And we need some magic To keep it busy. 149 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,700 I'm sorry, I can no longer practice magic. 150 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:11,320 We heard you A world famous witch. 151 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,330 - I was too. -Why “you”? 152 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:15,040 This is none of your business 153 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:19,370 But the Mages Guild says I used magic during the strike. 154 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,710 What is the reason for the strike? 155 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:24,420 better dental insurance, Proceeds for immortality spells. prattle. 156 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:28,260 We went on strike for six months For a few magic beans. 157 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:31,470 Did you use magic during the strike? 158 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,810 Neighbor's son He had a dog from the shelter. 159 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:39,640 He was very nice. He called it "Chocolate Chip" Because it looked like cake. 160 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,730 But he ran into the street, He was hit by a car. 161 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:45,980 Then another car. 162 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,530 And another. 163 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,990 - Then another. - We understand. Cars. 164 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,450 The boy was crying. I had to do something. 165 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,830 So I made Chocolate Chip. To life again. 166 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,630 - This is not considered a break in the strike. - exactly. 167 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:05,460 I'll tell you something about the Mages Guild. 168 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:08,970 90 percent of them don't even work, And yet they vote. 169 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:10,630 90? wow. 170 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,890 -Can't anything be done about it? - Submit an appeal. 171 00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:15,180 not really. 172 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:19,810 Well, with a reverse spell I can get my strength back. 173 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:22,650 But the main ingredient Impossible to find. 174 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,860 What is this component? 175 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:26,940 saffron? Truffle? 176 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:29,490 The blood of an innocent person. 177 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:33,620 Not much. Two teaspoons. Maybe one cup. 178 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:36,870 The blood of an innocent person. I'm off topic. 179 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:41,040 - And you? - I? no. I lost my innocence. 180 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:42,870 I had girlfriends. 181 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:44,460 How many? 182 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,090 one. 183 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,590 This will do the trick. 184 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,010 I heard it. Bring the blood. 185 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,560 Congratulations and recovery. 186 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:04,980 This was more than a cup. 187 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,940 We need an alternative, In case your blood doesn't work. 188 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,360 You are right. 189 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:11,740 Hello, Alexa. 190 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,450 Hello, Alexa. 191 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:19,330 I was relieving myself. What do you want? 192 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:22,790 Where do we find Sheldon Cooper? - Searching. 193 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:29,630 Sheldon Cooper is currently acting In the play "Man of La Mancha" on Broadway. 194 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,590 the curse. It won't help us. 195 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:37,760 - I saw this play with John Lithgow. - Oh, he's always a great actor. 196 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,100 - Hello, Stuart. - "Burt." 197 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:48,060 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 198 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,230 What was that? 199 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,530 Oh yeah, I'm a wizard now. 200 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:54,780 beware. 201 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:02,750 seriously? I'm sorry, Bert. Please forgive me. 202 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:08,080 -I let them set me on fire. - This was under pressure from the group. I regret it. 203 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,380 They wanted to burn me, And he didn't do anything. 204 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,050 - "Barry"! - Yes, I'm bad. 205 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:17,970 - Please return me to normal. -I will turn you into a caterpillar. 206 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:19,930 No, I like being a penguin. 207 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,600 Who are these? 208 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,390 Oh yeah, these are my followers. 209 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,650 - Followers? - Yes, they sanctify me. 210 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:29,270 Do you see that beauty? 211 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,610 -You've reached first base. - amazing. 212 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,990 Stuart Bloom! 213 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:42,870 Wil Wheaton? 214 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:46,500 Did you give Bernadette Rostenkowski... Your blood? 215 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,170 A little bit of it. Why? 216 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:53,760 You stupid, stupid man. You were punished for good reason. 217 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,510 Oh yeah, the dog. 218 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,380 Which dog? She's a demon. 219 00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:00,970 Well, a little mean, but she's not a demon. 220 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,680 Well, I don't have time for that. 221 00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,810 The union has decided, 222 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,730 It's because you freed a demon, 223 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,440 You must be eliminated. 224 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:14,650 no! 225 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:19,740 Don't throw fireballs On my friend. 226 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,170 Damn penguin wings. 227 00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:44,760 What on earth is going on? 228 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,970 Here! 229 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,520 What's going on here? 230 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:52,480 Okay, Burt is a wizard, and Kripke is a penguin. 231 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:58,070 Wil Wheaton is angry, Because I gave Bernadette blood. 232 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,820 - Why? - Because of saving "Chocolate Chip". 233 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,780 - Cake? - A dog. 234 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:35,060 You idiot. Don't you see? That I'm trying to save the world? 235 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,570 no. 236 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,370 Oh my love. 237 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:58,050 Bernadette is not As you think! 238 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,880 She's a demon! 239 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:03,510 A real and actual demon! 240 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,730 Is it over? 241 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,980 Okay. It seems I exaggerated it. 242 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,900 Oh, don't blame yourself. He's the one who started it. 243 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,280 Why was that? 244 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,530 Maybe you're awesome. 245 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,490 -Maybe there's something between us. - truly? 246 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,250 you guys. You guys should see this. 247 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,630 Excuse me. 248 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,470 Excuse me. 249 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,470 I have to order from here. 250 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,600 I'm sorry. Oops. 251 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:56,190 Beautiful shoes. 252 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,440 Farewell. 253 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,820 I meant a literal demon! 254 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:06,910 no! 255 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,830 You have a device that connects worlds. 256 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:14,870 I want it. 257 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:18,170 - Burt, turn on the machine! - how? 258 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:21,250 -With magic. -I don't know this spell. 259 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,380 - Try anything! - Work. 260 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,800 Work. Turn everything on. 261 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:34,140 I want to rule them all! 262 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:37,690 Fuck. 263 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,350 Mr. Bloom, how are we today? 264 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,390 - What? - It's time for medicine. 265 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:21,480 - medicine? - It's the third. 266 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,570 Good. 267 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,740 This is very beautiful. 268 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,580 You are very talented. 269 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,600 This is not good at all. 270 00:16:55,140 --> 00:17:51,690 Please support me on YouTube so I can continue translating and support my translation efforts https://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven